themoripartydontstarttilliwalkin:

DON’T MAKE ME WHIP MY SCARF OFF IN A Z-FORMATION
DEDUCTION SENSATION
ACROSS THE BRITISH NATION

(Source: vulcansembracetechnicality)

vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

why are vegans so angry all the time.

shouldn’t they be happy because they aren’t contributing to animal suffering?

I wasn’t angry when I was a vegan.

It just really confuses me.

adultnapped:

got the booty?

no 

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

instazain:

when you have to make the decision between sleeping and the internet 

batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women